- Born 1990
- Shoe Size 15 US
- Favorite Color Burgundy
Embedded Circuits, Web Dev, SysAdmin-ing, BPA-free plastics, privacy & security, abolishing prohibition, John Oliver, BOFH, TED Talks, and this lovely lady I'm lucky enough to be able to call mine.
Walmart, Country "music," the intellectual and practical stand-still and corruption of the current geo-political climate, public health systems, and price-padded pistachios. Those things are getting more expensive by the day.
Being tall, my resourcefulness, able logic & reasoning, cunning linguistics, comedic wit, and previously unknown word generation
Bacon, Ameri-cone Dream, titanium nails, being tall, humidity, and bacon
Home-Brewing, Agriculture Sciences, Goldberg-style Engineering, Tin-foil Security
- Leisurely Pleasures
Playing in the kitchen, making benches at a moments notice, running up the power bill in my home lab
Stuff and things
Well, add another notch in my tool belt, I recently became a CCJE or CCJPE or whatever they’ll call it in a few months. Basically, that means I’ve attained the recognition of being a Certified Cloudbees Jenkins Engineer. What the frack? If you haven’t heard of DevOps, it’s basically the new way of doing software… Read more »
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Interested in a collaboration? Want to pick my brain? Well, I don't much care for lobotomy, but if you want to talk about tech, agriculture, or just if I prefer vanilla or chocolate ice cream you can find some contact methods below.
You may also find some social little bits too.