• Born 1990
  • Shoe Size 15 US
  • Favorite Color Burgundy
  • Likes
    Embedded Circuits, Web Dev, SysAdmin-ing, BPA-free plastics, privacy & security, abolishing prohibition, John Oliver, BOFH, TED Talks, and this lovely lady I'm lucky enough to be able to call mine.
  • Dislikes
    Walmart, Country "music," the intellectual and practical stand-still and corruption of the current geo-political climate, public health systems, and price-padded pistachios. Those things are getting more expensive by the day.
  • Strengths
    Being tall, my resourcefulness, able logic & reasoning, cunning linguistics, comedic wit, and previously unknown word generation
  • Weaknesses
    Bacon, Ameri-cone Dream, titanium nails, being tall, humidity, and bacon
  • Hobbies
    Home-Brewing, Agriculture Sciences, Goldberg-style Engineering, Tin-foil Security
  • Leisurely Pleasures
    Playing in the kitchen, making benches at a moments notice, running up the power bill in my home lab

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How-to: Passing the Certified Cloudbees Jenkins Engineer exam

November 1st, 2018

Well, add another notch in my tool belt, I recently became a CCJE or CCJPE or whatever they’ll call it in a few months. Basically, that means I’ve attained the recognition of being a Certified Cloudbees Jenkins Engineer. What the frack? If you haven’t heard of DevOps, it’s basically the new way of doing software… Read more »

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